"He doesn't have the foreign policy experience," Rove said, shrugging his shoulders. When asked to confirm the report that Senator Hillary Clinton had approached him with an offer of drinks and light salsa dancing, Rove refused to comment. But he was more than willing to talk about Barack. So what attracts him about the distinguished senator from Illinois?
"He's very...dashing. He smiles and it's like this invisible fist squeezes my heart, y'know?, and warm syrup comes out. And it coats the inside of me to my fingers and toes....I'm sorta hungry, do you have anything to eat here?"
"No sir."
"What were we talking about?"
"Uh...Barack Obama and warm syrup."
"Right. Of course the sexually that man is is a prime specimen of a Grade A Brahma Bull..."
"(interrupts)We don't need to talk about that."
"Listen, son. This is my interview. I will say what I want. Now. Take all those things. You got yourself one hell of a man. (laughs) But the thing that attracted me most to Barack was his...innate goodness. (sighs) My last relationship...well, it was a little different."
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KARL ROVE'S CAR ATTACKED BY PRANKSTERS
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