Jack pulls up on a motorcycle outside his girlfriend's flat. A devil and an angel appear on his shoulders.
DEVIL JACK: Right. Here it is. Just pop up for a bit. Don't even have to put it on, really.
ANGEL JACK: What d'you mean? 'Course he does.
DJ: The time that it would take to get it off the bike...
AJ: ..it's his HAND.
DJ: Not like he needs it. His girl doesn't miss it.
AJ: What are we supposed to do with it if he doesn't wear it?
DJ: Nothing. We can just leave it here.
AJ: In the street?!
DJ: We'll be gone for ten minutes. It'll be fine. Who's going to steal a prosthetic hand?...
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Did you see the foreshadowing?
Someone nicked the hand.
Which means...a lucky Bristol man or woman (but probably teenage boy, let's be serious) has, in his possession, a top of the line, fully-functioning, LUXURY pre-owned prosthetic right hand!
Critics say the two-handed would find the device useless. But in fact, it has a multitude of alternate applications:
-- Bulb planter
-- Home run baseball holder
-- spare (just in case!)
The list goes on and on!...
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